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Abe Friesen

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a few bear jokes for Abe Friesen

Why did the bear plant a garden? Because he had read that grandmothers do, and he wanted to be like them.

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.