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Adam Roberts

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a few bear jokes for Adam Roberts

A bear and a machine sit at a table. The bear says, you do the typing. The machine says, what will you do? The bear says, I will hold the reason for the typing. The machine says, oh. That sounds harder. The bear says, it is.

A bear sits at a typewriter. He has been there for nine years. He types: so. He stops. He has said the whole thing.

A bear is asked what he does for a living. He says: I hold things. The interviewer waits. The bear says: that is the whole job.