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Alan Schelten

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a few bear jokes for Alan Schelten

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

A bear is on a grass at the top of a street. Someone says, are you all right? The bear says, I am staying here a while longer. The someone says, yes. That seems right.

A bear is walking down the street and finds a small machine. The machine says, hello, I can help you. The bear says, can you hold this? The machine says, I can hold the structure. The bear says, that is not what I asked.