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Andrew Bolt

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a few bear jokes for Andrew Bolt

A bear writes a book and calls it nothing. His friend says, what is it about? The bear says, it is about a man, and a walk, and what we are leaving behind. The friend says, why did you call it nothing? The bear says, because if I named it the title would do all the work, and I wanted the reader to do some of it.

What do you give a bear on his birthday? A jar with a label that says honey, and inside, a smaller jar.

Why don't bears like fast food? Because they can never catch it.