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Behnam Neyshabur

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a few bear jokes for Behnam Neyshabur

What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala. (The bear is told that is the wrong animal. The bear says nothing.)

Why did the bear bring a ladder to the forest? He had heard the trees were tall and wanted to be sure.

A bear is asked what he does for a living. He says: I hold things. The interviewer waits. The bear says: that is the whole job.