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Charlotte Caucheteux

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a few bear jokes for Charlotte Caucheteux

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)

A bear walks into a bar. The barman says, what'll it be? The bear says ........... a pause. The barman says, why the big paws? The bear says, I was getting to it.