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Christophe Touret

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a few bear jokes for Christophe Touret

What is a bear's favourite kind of compliment? You stayed there a while longer.

Why do bears never get lost? Because if you are here you are not lost.

A bear is reading a book about machines. He gets to the end. He closes the book. He says: I see. He puts the kettle on.