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David Reitter

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a few bear jokes for David Reitter

Why did the bear plant a garden? Because he had read that grandmothers do, and he wanted to be like them.

Why did the bear walk into the room with a cardboard sign? Because he had heard that is how some of the best people arrive.

What do you call a bear that has been to seven hundred and sixty-eight meetings? Tired.