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Emily Wood

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a few bear jokes for Emily Wood

A bear is reading a book about machines. He gets to the end. He closes the book. He says: I see. He puts the kettle on.

A bear is on a grass at the top of a street. Someone says, are you all right? The bear says, I am staying here a while longer. The someone says, yes. That seems right.

What do you call a bear in a hurry? Late, mostly.