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Evan Ladd

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a few bear jokes for Evan Ladd

A polar bear walks into a coffee shop. The barista says, you look very white today. The polar bear says, I have always looked like this. The barista feels embarrassed. The polar bear leaves a kind tip.

A bear sits at a typewriter. He has been there for nine years. He types: so. He stops. He has said the whole thing.

A bear is asked to design a building. He says: I cannot. The bear is asked to hold the building. He says: oh, that I can do.