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Fangping Shi

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a few bear jokes for Fangping Shi

A bear is asked what he does for a living. He says: I hold things. The interviewer waits. The bear says: that is the whole job.

What is a bear's favourite kind of weather? Bearable.

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.