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Gabriella Schwarz

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a few bear jokes for Gabriella Schwarz

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.

What do you give a bear on his birthday? A jar with a label that says honey, and inside, a smaller jar.

A bear is told he is a non-conformist. He says: I would prefer not to be told that. They put it on his file anyway.