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Jake Walker

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a few bear jokes for Jake Walker

A bear writes a book and calls it nothing. His friend says, what is it about? The bear says, it is about a man, and a walk, and what we are leaving behind. The friend says, why did you call it nothing? The bear says, because if I named it the title would do all the work, and I wanted the reader to do some of it.

What do you call a bear who refuses to grow up? A teddy.

A polar bear walks into a coffee shop. The barista says, you look very white today. The polar bear says, I have always looked like this. The barista feels embarrassed. The polar bear leaves a kind tip.