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Jane Li

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a few bear jokes for Jane Li

What is a bear's favourite kind of weather? Bearable.

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.