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Jeremy Chen

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a few bear jokes for Jeremy Chen

A bear is walking down the street and finds a small machine. The machine says, hello, I can help you. The bear says, can you hold this? The machine says, I can hold the structure. The bear says, that is not what I asked.

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala. (The bear is told that is the wrong animal. The bear says nothing.)