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Jessica Landon

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a few bear jokes for Jessica Landon

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

Why did the bear plant a garden? Because he had read that grandmothers do, and he wanted to be like them.

What did the bear say at the end of the long meeting? Same time next year, friends.