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John Carpenter

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a few bear jokes for John Carpenter

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.

What do you give a bear on his birthday? A jar with a label that says honey, and inside, a smaller jar.

Why did the bear go to the doctor? He had a bear-y bad cough.