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John Jumper

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a few bear jokes for John Jumper

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

A bear is asked to design a building. He says: I cannot. The bear is asked to hold the building. He says: oh, that I can do.

What do you call a bear that has been to seven hundred and sixty-eight meetings? Tired.