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John Wieting

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a few bear jokes for John Wieting

A bear and a child are watching the rain. The child says: when will it stop? The bear says: when it is finished. The child says: that is not very helpful. The bear says: I know. It is the only true answer I have.

A bear is told he is a non-conformist. He says: I would prefer not to be told that. They put it on his file anyway.

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.