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Jon Clark

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a few bear jokes for Jon Clark

Why are bears bad at telling jokes? They forget the pawnch line.

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.

Why did the bear plant a garden? Because he had read that grandmothers do, and he wanted to be like them.