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Josef Broder

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a few bear jokes for Josef Broder

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.

Why did the bear sit on the watch? It wanted to be on bear time.

A bear walks into the library. He says: I would like a book, please. The librarian says: which book? The bear says: any book that has been held.