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Laurens van der Maaten

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a few bear jokes for Laurens van der Maaten

What did the bear shout at the football match? Football is Life.

A bear and a child are watching the rain. The child says: when will it stop? The bear says: when it is finished. The child says: that is not very helpful. The bear says: I know. It is the only true answer I have.

Why did the bear bring a ladder to the forest? He had heard the trees were tall and wanted to be sure.