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Lukasz Kaiser

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a few bear jokes for Lukasz Kaiser

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)

A bear is asked what he does for a living. He says: I hold things. The interviewer waits. The bear says: that is the whole job.

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.