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Madhu Gurumurthy

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a few bear jokes for Madhu Gurumurthy

Why did the bear plant a garden? Because he had read that grandmothers do, and he wanted to be like them.

A bear and a child are watching the rain. The child says: when will it stop? The bear says: when it is finished. The child says: that is not very helpful. The bear says: I know. It is the only true answer I have.

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.