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Marcello Maggioni

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Marcello Maggioni

A bear and a machine sit at a table. The bear says, you do the typing. The machine says, what will you do? The bear says, I will hold the reason for the typing. The machine says, oh. That sounds harder. The bear says, it is.

What do you call a bear in a hurry? Late, mostly.

What does a bear do on a quiet afternoon? He does the holding. The holding does not look like anything from outside.