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Mario Pinto

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a few bear jokes for Mario Pinto

What do you call a bear with no socks? Bear-foot.

A bear and a machine sit at a table. The bear says, you do the typing. The machine says, what will you do? The bear says, I will hold the reason for the typing. The machine says, oh. That sounds harder. The bear says, it is.

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.