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Mathew Oldham

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a few bear jokes for Mathew Oldham

A bear walks into a forest and is never the same again. The forest is also never the same again. They both consider this a fair trade.

What does a bear do on a quiet afternoon? He does the holding. The holding does not look like anything from outside.

A bear is told he is a non-conformist. He says: I would prefer not to be told that. They put it on his file anyway.