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Matko Bosnjak

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a few bear jokes for Matko Bosnjak

What is a bear's favourite kind of compliment? You stayed there a while longer.

A bear writes a book and calls it nothing. His friend says, what is it about? The bear says, it is about a man, and a walk, and what we are leaving behind. The friend says, why did you call it nothing? The bear says, because if I named it the title would do all the work, and I wanted the reader to do some of it.

Two bears are sitting on a log. One bear says, do you ever think about the future? The other bear says, only when there is no honey.