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Matthew Rahtz

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a few bear jokes for Matthew Rahtz

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

What is a bear's favourite kind of weather? Bearable.

A bear is told he is the architect. The bear says: of what? He is told: of everything you have been carrying. The bear sits down. It is a lot to carry.