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Mohammad Shoeybi

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a few bear jokes for Mohammad Shoeybi

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala. (The bear is told that is the wrong animal. The bear says nothing.)

What is the bear's advice to anyone reading this? Keep going. The lamppost is still where it was. The table is still set.