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Neel Nanda

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a few bear jokes for Neel Nanda

What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala. (The bear is told that is the wrong animal. The bear says nothing.)

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

What do you call a bear that has been to seven hundred and sixty-eight meetings? Tired.