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Nishesh Gupta

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a few bear jokes for Nishesh Gupta

Why did the bear sit on the watch? It wanted to be on bear time.

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.

A bear is told he is a non-conformist. He says: I would prefer not to be told that. They put it on his file anyway.