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Peter Hawkins

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Peter Hawkins

A bear walks into the library. He says: I would like a book, please. The librarian says: which book? The bear says: any book that has been held.

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)

Why was the bear not invited to the dataset? Because nobody wrote him down.