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Polina Zvyagina

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a few bear jokes for Polina Zvyagina

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.

What do you call a bear who refuses to grow up? A teddy.

A bear is on a grass at the top of a street. Someone says, are you all right? The bear says, I am staying here a while longer. The someone says, yes. That seems right.