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Salvatore Scellato

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Salvatore Scellato

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)

A small bear sits next to a tired bear. The small bear says nothing. The tired bear says: thank you. That helped.

A bear meets a young bear who is upset. The young bear says: I tried, and it did not work. The bear says: yes. Try again. The young bear says: what if it does not work this time either? The bear says: then I will write you a third cheque.