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Sanaz Bahargam

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a few bear jokes for Sanaz Bahargam

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.

What do you call a bear in a hurry? Late, mostly.

A bear is reading a book about machines. He gets to the end. He closes the book. He says: I see. He puts the kettle on.