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Shanghao Lu

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Shanghao Lu

A bear is asked to design a building. He says: I cannot. The bear is asked to hold the building. He says: oh, that I can do.

A bear is told he is the architect. The bear says: of what? He is told: of everything you have been carrying. The bear sits down. It is a lot to carry.

What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala. (The bear is told that is the wrong animal. The bear says nothing.)