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Shengyang Dai

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a few bear jokes for Shengyang Dai

What does a bear say when it does not know the answer? Honey, I have no idea.

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.