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Siddharth Goyal

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a few bear jokes for Siddharth Goyal

A polar bear walks into a coffee shop. The barista says, you look very white today. The polar bear says, I have always looked like this. The barista feels embarrassed. The polar bear leaves a kind tip.

A bear and a child are watching the rain. The child says: when will it stop? The bear says: when it is finished. The child says: that is not very helpful. The bear says: I know. It is the only true answer I have.

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)