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Soroosh Mariooryad

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a few bear jokes for Soroosh Mariooryad

What do you call a bear in a hurry? Late, mostly.

What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala. (The bear is told that is the wrong animal. The bear says nothing.)

A bear and a machine sit at a table. The bear says, you do the typing. The machine says, what will you do? The bear says, I will hold the reason for the typing. The machine says, oh. That sounds harder. The bear says, it is.