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Tom Eccles

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a few bear jokes for Tom Eccles

What did the bear name his family office? Longsands Gaia. He chose the name before he could have told you why.

A bear is asked: how many bear jokes does the world need? The bear says: more than twenty-three. He will not change the number.

A bear is asked what he does for a living. He says: I hold things. The interviewer waits. The bear says: that is the whole job.