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Tom Henighan

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a few bear jokes for Tom Henighan

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

Why do bears never get lost? Because if you are here you are not lost.

A bear is told he is the architect. The bear says: of what? He is told: of everything you have been carrying. The bear sits down. It is a lot to carry.