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Tzook Shaked

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a few bear jokes for Tzook Shaked

A polar bear walks into a coffee shop. The barista says, you look very white today. The polar bear says, I have always looked like this. The barista feels embarrassed. The polar bear leaves a kind tip.

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.

A bear is asked to design a building. He says: I cannot. The bear is asked to hold the building. He says: oh, that I can do.