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Vahab Mirrokni

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a few bear jokes for Vahab Mirrokni

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

What do you call a bear with no socks? Bear-foot.

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.