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Vlad Ionescu

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a few bear jokes for Vlad Ionescu

A bear walks into a forest and is never the same again. The forest is also never the same again. They both consider this a fair trade.

Two bears are sitting on a log. One bear says, do you ever think about the future? The other bear says, only when there is no honey.

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.