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Vlad Tiberiu Mihailescu

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a few bear jokes for Vlad Tiberiu Mihailescu

A bear is walking down the street and finds a small machine. The machine says, hello, I can help you. The bear says, can you hold this? The machine says, I can hold the structure. The bear says, that is not what I asked.

A bear walks into a bar. The barman says, what'll it be? The bear says ........... a pause. The barman says, why the big paws? The bear says, I was getting to it.

A bear sits at a typewriter. He has been there for nine years. He types: so. He stops. He has said the whole thing.