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Vladan Petrovic

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a few bear jokes for Vladan Petrovic

A bear writes a book and calls it nothing. His friend says, what is it about? The bear says, it is about a man, and a walk, and what we are leaving behind. The friend says, why did you call it nothing? The bear says, because if I named it the title would do all the work, and I wanted the reader to do some of it.

What is a bear's favourite kind of weather? Bearable.

A bear walks into the library. He says: I would like a book, please. The librarian says: which book? The bear says: any book that has been held.