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Xin Liu

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a few bear jokes for Xin Liu

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

What do you call a bear in a hurry? Late, mostly.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.