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Yaxin Liu

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a few bear jokes for Yaxin Liu

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

A bear is on a grass at the top of a street. Someone says, are you all right? The bear says, I am staying here a while longer. The someone says, yes. That seems right.

A bear is told he is a non-conformist. He says: I would prefer not to be told that. They put it on his file anyway.