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Yejin Choi

Hi.
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a few bear jokes for Yejin Choi

A bear walks into a bar. The barman says, what'll it be? The bear says ........... a pause. The barman says, why the big paws? The bear says, I was getting to it.

A bear sits at a typewriter. He has been there for nine years. He types: so. He stops. He has said the whole thing.

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.